Apologies, scorpion bowls and stolen rims

To all of my faithfuls out there I would like to send my most sincere apology about leaving you all hanging this week. I know that it is not a good excuse to forget my duties here but with all do respect on MLK day I had a hot water pipe burst in my bedroom to completely destroy a carpet, so frantically I started a fire, because that room has a wood stove not that I lit my house on fire, in a bastard effort to dry the carpet. It was berber by the way. With a pissed off land lord and roommate I retired for the night only to wake the next morning to find my car up on jacks and all four wheels missing, but I am not one to look at the bad things in life so I was pleased to see that the thieves left the tire iron that they had used to commondere my rims along with the two ton jacks I am sure cost a pretty penny, most likely stolen as well. By thursday night I had new rims and tires, ones that looked better than the ones I had to begin with, a celebration was in order so I met a few friends for a pint at the "U". Friday night the celebretion had to continue and the flashy rims need be flaunted across Providence, hopefully the thieves saw them kinda like a big FUCK YOU. Take my rims bitch I will just get nicer ones, ones with locking lugs this time that would be an absolute pain in the arse to purcure. With my brothers at hand and a friend in my pocket we set out for some evening apparitiff at a sushi bar. The place was packed except for one lonely seat beside two very attractive an very lonely J&W seniors, I just couldnt let them sit alone so with my crew at hand and with the help of a few servers made room for all to sit. The rest of the night is a blur for the most part but I am back and more posts are in the near future.....